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Nia // INTP // Sagittarius

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Signs at a party 🎉

  • Leo: the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
  • Virgo: has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
  • Aries: first to get drunk, first to break something
  • Capricorn: the designated driver - much to their dismay
  • Gemini: gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
  • Pisces: smoking a joint in the corner of the room
  • Sagittarius: "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
  • Scorpio: first to get laid
  • Cancer: holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
  • Aquarius: "anyway, here's wonderwall..."
  • Taurus: drunkenly hooking up with libra
  • Libra: does not remember this night happening
Reasons The Signs Would Go To Jail

aquaastrology:

Aries: Man Slaughter

Taurus: Drug Possession 

Gemini: Theft

Cancer: Identity Theft

Leo: Domestic Violence

Virgo: Drug Dealing

Libra: Money Laundering

Scorpio: Murder 

Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto

Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute 

Aquarius: Breaking and Entering 

Pisces: Public Intoxication

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Hyperrealist Oil Paintings

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Alexander McQueen F/W 2006